Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
.Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.
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